Solo un bicchiere di rosso…

girls kissing girls kissing girls kissing girls kissing

rules for hanging out with me

a group of mystery-solving teens break into my wizard tower and—after a series of whimsical and spooky hijinks—manage to tie me up and say “alright gang, time to see who’s really behind this ugly ‘evil wizard’ mask,” and then they pull on my face and i go “ow…”

Would you like Krongus to remove the teens from the premises

jeepers. just throw em in the pit

Which pit?

The tower possesses 3 pits

the—the death pit, obviously

Krongus is unsure of the morality of condemning the teenagers to the death pit

would you do it for a krongy snack

this is microwave and we’re fostering her for my family. she’s a bit feisty but she’s warming up to us already.

when i play among us in public games i’m usually a pink astronaut in a pirate hat named hamlet and i know that lots of kids and teens playing with me haven’t heard of or read hamlet yet, so i like to imagine that months or years in the future when they do read hamlet they just picture the titular character like

this is how act one scene four goes

i got fucking recognised

OP was so embarrassed they deactivated